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Photo Post Wed, Jul. 23, 2014 51,469 notes

steviepsyclone:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

JESUS CHRYSLER 

steviepsyclone:

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

JESUS CHRYSLER 

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Video Post Wed, Jul. 23, 2014 15,118 notes

dear-white-people:

YOU DEMANDED IT! Check out the full-length official trailer for Dear White People before it hits theaters this weekend. 

#HITSHARE #TURNUP #BELIEVETHEHYPE

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Quote Post Wed, Jul. 23, 2014 96,926 notes

1. Your skin may never be perfect, and that’s okay.

2. Life is too short not to have the underwear, the coffee, and the haircut you want.

3. Everyone (including your family, your coworkers, and your best friend) will talk about you behind your back, and you’ll talk about them too. It doesn’t mean you don’t love each other.

4. It’s okay to spend money on things that make you happy.

5. Sometimes without fault or reason, relationships deteriorate. It will happen when you’re six, it will happen when you’re sixty. That’s life.


Five things I am trying very hard to accept (via aumoe)

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Photo Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 327 notes

tumblropenarts:

Artist Name: cap3llar
Tumblr: http://cap3llar.tumblr.com/
starry eyes - watercolor | instagram @cap3llar

tumblropenarts:

Artist Name: cap3llar

Tumblr: http://cap3llar.tumblr.com/

starry eyes - watercolor | instagram @cap3llar




Text Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 202,479 notes

Today in “Unnecessarily Gendered Products” : White Now Men

gryffodair:

notgivingin-swim:

gryffodair:

THIS IS TOOTHPASTE FOR MEN

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OK first that looks weird

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…………. aaaaand this is disgusting

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………….wait

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WHAT THE FUCK

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whaaaaat ?

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that was weird ….

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posts like these make me wonder how that conversation went

"hey friend, I have an idea for a picture set on tumblr and I need you to help me"

that is pretty much how it went + I told him he needed to wear my tshirt

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Video Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 340,885 notes

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Photo Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 146,986 notes

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Video Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 25,037 notes

He’s impossible to read.

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Text Post Tue, Jul. 22, 2014 23,666 notes

plug:

*Walks into class crush is in*

Teacher: Everyone have a seat

Me:

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