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Text Post Sat, May. 18, 2013 63,185 notes

egberts:

of all the dumb stuff i did when i was younger at least i can proudly say i was never a fan of annoying orange

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Text Post Sat, May. 18, 2013 11,251 notes

starrysleeper:

lurkerpi:

thriceinatrice:

lurkerpi:

WHAT I DONT GET IS WHY PEOPLE TURN OUT TO BE MURDERERS AND STUFF WHEN THEY COULD BE MAKING PEOPLE SMILE AND LAUGH WTF THATS PROBABLY THE MOST SATISFYING THING IN THE WORLD WHY WOULD YOU PASS THAT UP FOR KILLING PEOPLE

Clearly you’ve never had the pleasure of watching the fear in mans eyes as the life flees the wreckage of his body.

i am going to call the police

just another fine day on tumblr






Video Post Sat, May. 18, 2013 74,106 notes

supernaturalshakes:

basils-kite:

I went to the MCA in Chicago yesterday with my family and my brothers matched these paintings and then this happened.

Accidental performance art: priceless

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Video Post Sat, May. 18, 2013 91,412 notes

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Quote Post Sat, May. 18, 2013 325 notes

“I miss her smell, and the way she tastes. It’s a mystery of human chemistry and I don’t understand it, some people, as far as their senses are concerned, just feel like home.”


Rob Gordon (John Cusack), High Fidelity (via handcraftedinvirginia)

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Text Post Sat, May. 18, 2013 949 notes

I have two hands and you have two butt cheeks

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Photo Post Sat, May. 18, 2013 10,143 notes

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Video Post Sat, May. 18, 2013 1,165 notes

amenmollyringwald80s:

“I’m your density.”

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Text Post Sat, May. 18, 2013 56 notes

cayde:

i cant take people with thousands of friends on facebook seriously

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